I was a blueberry once

About me:
I’m a kind young soul born in the year 1283!
I love my son and daughter and I’m an excellent father!
Known wielder of the following Guinness world records: Shortest relationship, Best father, Most swag, Best neighbor!

DNI:
If you refuse to believe im more swag tch…
Doubt me being an amazing 30th century idol (trust)